Last time, on "Adventures With Silly Putty",

Last time, on "Adventures With Silly Putty",

We interviewed Winky from the beloved show "Teletubbies". Today on the show, we have the cast of Degrassi (just because no one from Judge Judy would return our calls) So get comfy

Winky blushed, slowly lowered his head. "I...don't want to talk about it." Intervening on his behalf, his sponsor Baby-Sun whispered that "we've all done things to score a fix."

"Just take it. You can worry about it tomorrow. Nothing bad will happen. I'll watch over you. Be your babysitter."

I crushed up the Sweettarts into a fine powder and snorted them up my nose. I looked at my boyfriend's raspberry-blue tinged nostrils. Was this the only way to prove my love?

Apparently so because my boyfriend right there and then got down on one knee and proposed...but not marriage. Instead, he proposed

that she learn to swallow tonight. "But I ate dinner, dear. I chewed and swallowed all night." He looked at her & winked as he proceeded to stand back up in front of her where

she sat, a look of terror on her face. "Don't be frightened, darling," I stroked her face and looked deep into her eyes. "This will only hurt for a moment." I set the turkey baster

into the pan, releasing the bulb & watching the baster fill with golden deliciousness, then carefully inserted it between my darlings well-browned thighs. God I loved Thanksgiving!