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I'd agreed to give up my independence to

  • I'd agreed to give up my independence to be a part of the historic Human Supercomputer project. Our brains were linked together in series and questions were fed into our cortex.

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  • All of us cortex-linked subjects involved in the Human Supercomputer project were geniuses, fed all of the unanswered questions of the universe. Questions like, "What causes

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  • seemingly rational people to lose their minds over religion and politics?" Unfortunately, our project was doomed when every question devolved into fistfights. The next project

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  • ile was shot from an undisclosed body part. It was moist and made a huge arc and landed on Boehner's desk. He picked up his gavel to keep the body fluids off it.

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  • "Who has the gall to spurt bile in my court!" Boehner shouted, wiping up green fluid. A lawyer tucked a liver under his wig. "The defendant is in no way a body part trafficker," sh

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  • ould have been the first words of her opening statement but her notes were smudged and what she did say was, "The defendant is Noe a bodhisattva licker." The rest of the trial was

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  • stricken from the books and the judge called a recess for the purpose of drinking all the Scotch he had hidden in his chambers for a rainy day. When the trial resumed, the lass

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  • was acquitted. After all,the victim was only lightly murdered & anyway "Scotchitup ta baaluck. Hewuz wrongplashwrongtime." The Judge gaveled the stenographer & adjorned. Swiss Miss

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  • Was serving her famous cocoa to everyone and wore her traditional.costume. this started a new fashion trend among the homelanders generation, who were disgusted with fashion. They

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  • started something that couldn't be stopped. "What should we call this?" One asked. Another responded "We wear these because its like playing, Because play... Cause play.. Cosplay."

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