The other day my cat and I took a walk!

The other day my cat and I took a walk!

I'm not jivin'. I was putting one foot in front of the other and so was my cat - well paws anyway. After the accident, I thought we'd never walk. But thanks to prosthetic surgery

we were able to take our morning stroll again out on the dock. I decided to let the cat off the leash to frolic a little and sniff around to see if there were any fish remnants

near the raggedy beggar woman. Man was that stupid. The barnacle-nosed beggar woman womped her homeless sack on my cat, she broke its paw off and started nibbling. I was shocked

by my cat's unwillingness to fight back. "Mr. Puss 'N' Fluff, how could you?" I asked. "After I dropped 3 grand on kitty karate lessons, this is how you repay me?" The woman gnawed

on Fluff's tail. Then, she ordered her army of evil guinea pigs to take me out. A furry ball of claws and wrath chased me, then attacked. "Nooooooooo, I

into the frigid air and called upon Zeus to dispatch my rodential adversaries to the Underworld! 20 minutes later, no lightning, and double the guinea pigs. Then, the Great Gazoo

lowered enormous wheels for us all to exercise on & I knew we'd lost. I fell to my knees & railed, "Great Gazoo! Why not me? Why the guinea pigs? I can do cute and fluffy - just gi

ve me a chance! Let me show you!" I puffed up my cheeks & did my best guinea pig impression. Great Gazoo was not impressed. That's how I ended up here, a Holiday Inn lounge singer.