"And as you can see" she continued "in any

  • "And as you can see" she continued "in any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse..." Mmm hmmm. I nodded. Breasts. Big luscious juggy breasts. Ta Tas.

  • "For now," Tigger whispered. "What do you mean?" I asked. He said, "Her breasts are voluptuous now, but in a few years, they'll sag like ol' Eyeore's balls." I barfed in my mouth

  • and swallowed as i'd been taught. It was the english way. Pooh piped in. "What about her honey pot? Won't it still be sticky?"

  • But Tigger chuckled. "Honey pots are meant to be sticky." Tigger winked at Piglet. Piglet was absolutely sick of Tigger's unwanted advances. He'd mad a pit with bungee sticks

  • . Christopher Robin came back from college to the 100 acres woods. It was now only 5 acres with the rest paved in with project housing. Pooh was now tracked with a radio collar.

  • Eeyore decided to run for the Democratic Presidential Nomination, obtaining half the votes in the now 5 acre woods. Christopher Robin went back to his home, however there

  • was a drunk lady on CR's doorstep, asking for change. "If I could spit nickels for each of those characters, I'd have a fist full of nickels." What could he tell Candidate Eeyore?

  • That some drunk bimbo on the Robins' doorstep had nailed his tail to her forehead and was babbling on about communism? President-elect Eeyore's first duty would invariably involve

  • protecting his own assets, namely, his tail. When Eeyore was sworn in, he issued a command to the Secret Service to "take care of" Robin and his trollops...whatever was required.

  • Eeyore was a double agent and one cold night just disappeared. Years later top secret files revealed it was Piglet that had disposed of Eeyore.



  1. SlimWhitman Dec 14 2012 @ 11:03

    I knew it! it was piglet all along. Some animals are more equal indeed...

  2. Zetawilk Dec 14 2012 @ 13:34

    I never liked Piglet! Eeyore on the other hand just needs a balloon and he'll be twenty percent cuter.

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