"What am I doing here?" she thought as she

"What am I doing here?" she thought as she walked through the door. They all kept staring at her like wolfs looking at a rabbit in a trap. She only wanted to sing for someone.

This day would finally be the day that people realized how talented she was. That she wasn't just a nobody, she wasn't invisible. She will finally be recognized.

She stood in front of her mirror and smiled with confidence, knowing that she would shine brighter than the sun when she set foot on the stage.

"Honey, it is time to leave", said the father, and they were on there way out.

Brenda was excited. She was going to an amusement park for the first time!

But she didn't know about the upcoming horror that would be revealed when she arrives there. Her excitement would soon be replaced with fear and horror of the amusement park.

Until a sudden thump inside her chest betrayed her. The excitement had been too much and now she was just one more corpse in the theme park of death.

She came to terms quickly. "Nothing is certain but death and taxes", she whispered ghostily. Then she chuckled. "And the price of food at a theme park."

It was then that I realized she was not smart enough to be my girlfriend because theme park food prices were very uncertain. I went home and canceled my subscription to Match.com.