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tardy lady, time left is but a shorty. move

  • tardy lady, time left is but a shorty. move quickly, 'coz lazy bathing won't make you an early darling. :P

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  • And that was Annabelle's freestyle. The entire crowd screeched to a halt. The DJ puked on his turntables. Thugs started weeping and held each other. The Beastie Boys called 911 and

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  • began to return their VW emblems to the cars from which they had been ripped.

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  • Pandemonium ensued. It was a panic due as much to their innate distrust of Germans as it was fear of logos. Returning the emblems had no effect. It was too late.

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  • They opened fire immediately, and I dove behind the only available cover I could find: the dead body of a 350-pound woman who had earlier been awarded the 2nd place ribbon for

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  • pie eating. It was a good piece of cover, large and wobbly. But I soon realized my fatal mistake. She was still full of pie and as the bullets riddled her corpse it began to fly

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  • away from the pit. Because she was stuffed with pie, none of the bullets hit any vital organs and she was able to scramble out of the pit. As she looked around to find me, I ducked

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  • Into the back and changed into a gorilla suit that I keep on hand for such occasions.I rambled out and gently grunted in the direction of the homicidal woman,"not to alarm you, but

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  • strutting means he's 'in the mood'. I beat my chest a bit & sniffed at her armpits continuing to comment in third person, "The mountain gorilla has exclusive rights to females

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  • armpits, according to Jungle Constitution. Also, human males pretending to be monkeys, see Tarzan, shall not interact, approach or lie with gorillas, chimps, or any other ape"

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Mar 04 2012 @ 12:48

    'Jungle Constitution' LOL

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