"what is your mother doing?" Steve asked. Georgina

"what is your mother doing?" Steve asked. Georgina laughed, "She is picking at a nut stuck in her tooth." "And you chose that moment to take a picture and then put it on your iphon

e? What is the matter with you?! Don't you care that that image is now forever part of your mom's Digital Dossier? That you've probably set back her FaceRank Score by 100s of

points & that this will negatively impact your own popularity?" No. I didn't care. Underneath her facade, my mother was butt-ugly & so was I. Together, we would overthrow Yokohama

motorcycles. You see, an ugly mother and ugly offspring are perfectly suited to create motorbikes. Yokohama Motorbikes was going down. The first mom and I did was

jettison all the commas in our vocabulary. They didn't belong in there but that is where we had been keeping them. That made it easier for us when we decided to jettison them.

Corporel Carp their leader took all the commas and stashed them in an undersea lair unaware that Skippy the squid was stealing them, bit, by, bit, and, using, them, up. By the time

he, was, done, I, decided, to, takeoutallthecommasandspaceswhilehewasasleepandmakemyescape!!!!

The typewriter was found by the grammar police and I was likewise declared innocent. Whew! A social justice warrier could do untold damage to Professor Ckdfstjdd and hidt plan to

destroy autocorrect, fer ha fekt thst no one should corect his grammer and speling, it wes hes choys dam it. he fot against auto corect for ears