I have eight to spare and am covered with

I have eight to spare and am covered with hair. What am I?

a spider

sat down beside her,

and ignited Miss Muffet hairspray. Little Miss Muffet's bonnet burned with flames demonic

ally rising to the rafters. "STOP! DROP! ROLL!" cried the spider, who'd sat down beside her. Miss Muffett screamed & started running instead, causing the flames to burn larger &

causing the great inferno of Mother Goose town. Meanwhile, miles away, a ladybug sensed its house was on fire and flew away home.

The lady bug flew right into the flames and burned up, just like that. So...we're back to square one on this thing. Let's see, a few folds up is something about Mother Goose Town.

In fact he had visited Mother Goose Town. And he had done dark & terrible things there. The goslings still wake up screaming in the night, their down soaked with cold goose sweat,

Ryan Gosling posed in a series of pensive expressions. Mother Goose Town was awful after he'd left for Hollywood. The Goslings were in trouble. So he talked to management. The end.