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Since the ferry back wasn't due for some

  • Since the ferry back wasn't due for some time, he figured nobody was checking just where he was THIS MOMENT. He grabbed a bag of fertilizer, some rags, nilla wafers, an LED, and

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  • The Anarchist Cookbook and locked himself in a bathroom stall. He figured it was now or never. He popped 4 nilla wafers in his mouth and started divvying up the fertilizer into

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  • four different toilets. With the Anarchist's Cookbook he was going to show the YMCA that

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  • kicking him out just because he insisted that everyone sing the village people Song at YMCA camp was a big mistake. He dropped a chunk of sodium, sulfur, & phosphorus in each toile

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  • and snuck out of the dressmaker's studio snickering at the thought of skinny models screaming in agony. The dressmaker was an ardent supporter of the YMCA so it was a fitting

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  • time to give her husband a blowjob. And it was about time she did, too. He was about to go batty, as he had gone years ago on their abstinent honeymoon (her idea) to

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  • Israel. That trip had been a disaster, and he had nearly thrown her out of a three-story window, but she'd begun the BJ just in time. Now he looked about ready to murder a cow, so

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  • the minotaurs drew arms ready to protect their own hordes from the angrified woman-abusing misogynist. Minotaur just HATE it when you chuck empty beer bottles at women. FACT.

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  • But it would take more to defeat a Minotaur - especially a Greek one - than just empty beer bottles and a little chauvinism. No. It would take courage and biceps the size of

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  • Mars, which of course is impossible. Therefore, my thesis is proven: It is impossible to defeat a Minotaur. Now, I have time for a few questions. You there, in the back row.

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