The beach was crowded with Australians having

The beach was crowded with Australians having their Xmas BBQ when Santa jumped out of the hovering helicopter with his bag of gifts, red shorts, sunglasses and towel to join in

he buttoned on his denim sleeves and burst into the ninja penguins' igloo. "My lenses sunglasses - gimme." The penguins had fashion sense, so they gave the denim-sleeved man a nod

dycoddy, which (if you are not familar with haute couture) is like a kilt, only shorter. So there he stood in his denim sleeves, his "coddy" & his shades ready for the penguin fash

ioning of the Guilded Penguin. It was the aquatic avian's ceremonial gesture to their Water God. But his overly short quilt let the chill get to him in the worst way. He wasn't sup

Posed to be defenestrated until five years later,according to the. Psychic. the Guilded Penguin was a blacksmith and had his own shop. The Guild awarded him amply for his skills.

The Penguin blacksmith represented a specialized occupation. The Penguin guild employed him to shod hooves of the laplanders who bred reindeer for Santa Claus.The magical shoes

resembled reindeer hooves & gave the Laplanders the running speed of their reindeer. But because they were cruelly attached to their feet with nails, they couldn't even walk. Santa

took pity on them and gave them all wheelchairs for Christmas. "Up on the rooftop, something creaks / Weird old Christmas reindeer freaks," sang the children as they eagerly

gouged their mouths and crammed their stomachs full of figgy pudding and elderberry wine. "First comes the stocking off Vixen's leg/Oh, dear Santa lay an egg." Oh, what Joy!