'Twas the night before Christmas, some say

'Twas the night before Christmas, some say 'Christmas Eve'. I sat on the couch with my fat uncle Steve. Many a laugh and many a beer crossed past our lips as we watched the TV.

"Hey fat Uncle Steve, what do you say? The folks around town are wondering if maybe you're gay." He sputtered a spray of egg nog and beer then he hemmed and hawed. "Well," he said

Gay. OKAY?! So stop with the name calling.

Marvin, was sick of the kid's 'Gay' jokes. It didn't help he liked to sing in falsetto. He heard through the grapvine Anna wasn't sure about dating him. He wept in the moon's glow.

Then Marvin picked a few grapes and thought hard about changing his name. He pondered his options: Marvin Peake? Marvin Hot? Marvin Cranky? That all didn't sound good though

t Gladys, who'd just recently named her friends the "Pips." Which everyone agreed sounded current and awesome. So Marvin, sat there and said, "I want a name that says: felicity

huffman wants to sit on my face. Everyone ignored him and called him Gaye under their breath.

"How did they guess?" Marvin Gaye wondered to himself. "What's Going On?" He thought his disguise was so good, but apparently there were some who suspected his true identity.

So Marvin went to the power outlet and unplugged the computers. There! If they couldn't look him up on IMDB, nobody would know Marvin Gaye was disguised as Marvin Gaye. Proper.