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Bearnard closed his eyes in the face of the

  • Bearnard closed his eyes in the face of the wind. The sound of water crashing around the ferry could not disturb his dream. He saw a sky, bruised with bold clouds, threatening to

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  • release hectic rain and thunder if he did not do something. Something was wrong-everything in his body tingled weirdly. It was just another dream; he had them all the time.

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  • Especially when he was performing surgery. He called it "Dream Surgery." It was probably due to the fact that he never slept. Energy drinks and The Old Republic had totally

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  • become his reality. Whenever there was a problem it could always be fixed with a light saber, as long as one was awake. Today he was hosting a seminar on the topic "Avoiding

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  • Confrontation with Your Father." He yawned. He was not getting enough sleep. He set up his light saber visual aid for the seminar & mentally rehearsed his talking points. He heard

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  • a soft crackling as he realized too late his light saber set fire to the projector screen. "Damn," thought Vader. "We'll have to show the slides on Jabba the Hutt again."

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  • The TED Talk crowd was patient with him. He was, after all, Darth Vader, & they wanted to hear his motivational speech. "You are," Vader breathed, "a most understanding audience."

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  • One of Darth Vader's greatest worries in life was that a son of his might attend one of these twerpy TED talks, rapt with some guffy strutter, but Vader sensed his son quite elsewh

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  • ere. Whoops, nope Luke was in the TED talk front ro . "So in conclusion, the Death Star required team effort and synergy. Any Questions?" Darth looked at the raised hand. "Dad?"

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  • "Son, is that you? Luke!" Darth yelled. "I AM YOUR FATHER!" The audience roared as they strolled off the stage, hand in gloved hand. The farce is strong in with these two.

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4 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Mar 14 2014 @ 19:03

    Awesome dream, Dr. Bearnard.

  2. BlastedHeath Mar 15 2014 @ 14:00

    Goodness! Nice opener followed by another good one in slot #2. Welcome to the new players!

  3. SlimWhitman Mar 26 2014 @ 18:33

    Actually the whole story flows nicely - welcome to nicole and lalalollipop! Reminds me of this story which took place in alternative Galaxy far far away... http://foldingstory.com/wnsdy/ May the Farce be with you!

  4. Zetawilk Mar 26 2014 @ 21:27

    I always forget one word I just read and accidentally break character. But then, I forget what I get up to do as I get up to do it. There's just no hope for me.

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