I looked outside of my window to see at-least

I looked outside of my window to see at-least 15 of my neighbors driving into my lawn with their lawn mowers. Startled I opened the door to see what was happening. They rushed in.

My wife was upstairs and there's where all my crazed neighbors headed to.As they used the lawn mowers to put down the bathroom door,my naked wife screamed like a chihuahua on a hot

sauce binge. The crazed neighbors were convinced that I had created my wife and that she was a monster. That I used artificial limbs and the spark of life from an extension cord

. The neighbours didn't know that my wife is Welsh & her wild behaviour is part of her celtic charm. She gave me an affectionate left hook & went into the yard to worship a tree

hugger that had taken up residence in their back yard. My Celtic wife was madly in love with this man, but her feminine charms did nothing to distract him from his love of trees.

I almost choked on a mouthful of Tostitos when she threw her hands in the air and screamed "Druids" in exasperation. Her thoughts mirrored my own but I was done fretting about it.

My model of Stonehenge made out of Tostitos was finished, and I immediately felt the power of the tasty snacks increase as the dawn broke over their pointed crests. She did not

Saw about an electronic mouse who made its own bean dip and the recipe went viral. Gus's bean dip was the basis for my mum 's recipe. Gus the Mouse had his own cooking show.

Unfortunately, his tastes in humor and food erred on cheesy, and the lactose intolerant community shut Gus the Mouse down, show and all.