Iris wheeled around and punched Ronny in

Iris wheeled around and punched Ronny in his buck teeth, causing him to spin backward as his two bottle openers popped free in a splash of blood that also opened up the skin on her

stump. She loved womping people with her stump. It was like getting kicked by a mule. She'd hardened her stump by pounding river rocks, it was a 40 pound sack of flour and she

earned from a stint modeling for the leading amputee fetish porn mag, "Humpin' Stumps." Hey, a girl has to make a living, but being paid in 40 pound sacks of flour was a little too

heavy after she did more than 1 "job". Besides, the dumpling factory down the street discriminated against anyone with less than a complete set of limbs. So she hopped in her wagon

, moved into position and turned on the gerbils. They pushed and pushed, but there must have been too much weight, even with the missing limbs. "We need a new plan"

ice cream. but then the gerbils ate all the ice cream and got sick and then the car wouldnt work so they just ate lemons instead.

This didn't make the car work any better, but the exhaust was now a steady stream of gerbil pellets with lemon fresh scent, an additional selling point for his ecology-minded

friends who believed in going au naturel. He put a bucket under the exhaust pipe with the intention of reusing and recyling the pellets.

However, an orangy goo came out instead. "Better get a robe", he yelled cheerfullynto anyonevstill in earshot.