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Iris wheeled around and punched Ronny in

  • Iris wheeled around and punched Ronny in his buck teeth, causing him to spin backward as his two bottle openers popped free in a splash of blood that also opened up the skin on her

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  • stump. She loved womping people with her stump. It was like getting kicked by a mule. She'd hardened her stump by pounding river rocks, it was a 40 pound sack of flour and she

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  • earned from a stint modeling for the leading amputee fetish porn mag, "Humpin' Stumps." Hey, a girl has to make a living, but being paid in 40 pound sacks of flour was a little too

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  • heavy after she did more than 1 "job". Besides, the dumpling factory down the street discriminated against anyone with less than a complete set of limbs. So she hopped in her wagon

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  • , moved into position and turned on the gerbils. They pushed and pushed, but there must have been too much weight, even with the missing limbs. "We need a new plan"

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  • said the tallest midget of the bunch. "This gerbil-powered vehicle might be a lemon, after all." So they hooked the tow-cable onto the front and took it back to Honest Lou's to get

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  • ice cream. but then the gerbils ate all the ice cream and got sick and then the car wouldnt work so they just ate lemons instead.

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  • This didn't make the car work any better, but the exhaust was now a steady stream of gerbil pellets with lemon fresh scent, an additional selling point for his ecology-minded

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  • friends who believed in going au naturel. He put a bucket under the exhaust pipe with the intention of reusing and recyling the pellets.

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  • However, an orangy goo came out instead. "Better get a robe", he yelled cheerfullynto anyonevstill in earshot.

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