Patient #zero came into the ER today, again,

Patient #zero came into the ER today, again, spitting up random universes and stray alien civilizations the size of a dog's head. We're still trying to find out which dog it is.

The planetary council is calling it Operation Cinderella's Slipper. Most of the planet doesn't get it but it does mean government interest that doesn't involved a gun. It involved

a gun today when Planetary Citizen Michel De Partey objected to the Government being interested in his daughter's glass slipper. His daughter, Kat, is 33 years old and meets the de

adline or she's dead, hence the gun. Luckily, the street cop that was assisting the government forces recognized the gun being brandished and intervened & de-escalated the tense si

lence that descended as someone turned up Youtube: "Here's the pitch...strike 3! Verlander is smoking in this Series!" "He's muh man!" enthused the terrorist, waving his gun in joy

and accidentally shooting his grandmother in the dentures. "These kids today..." moaned Grandma as she picked up her false teeth. "Strike four!" yelled the announcer on Youtube.

"Strike 4", asked Coach Tom Hanks incredulously on YouTube, "there's no Strike 4 in baseball"! There were 4 strikes in this universe. Then pan the Title. Big 2: Revenge of Zoltan.

His son, Zack, was a rapper and performed under the name Purple Haze. Zack's classic anthem, "Cabin Fever", was a hit on the YouTube channel and had 4,856,267 views.

I just took control of the TV remote instead and changed the channel to 3.14159. I hoped the tv might show me a cure to my father’s curse

but instead I ended up watching a baking show. As it turns out, pie making is a matter of science! With that I started my baked goods empire and employed a curse breaking wizard.