Somehow Jasper got himself targeted. From

Somehow Jasper got himself targeted. From overhead one could see the PariahNet app subscribers start to converge on him like metal filings toward a magnet. The WNYC news chopper

flew off to watch the America's Cup Yatch Race. With the lack of crowd control Subscribers were becomming crushed against each other. The panicked crowd stampeded into a fenced

flat screen television killing the Fence. That's how the subscribers saved Ned Titlebaum's TV from being stolen. Now Ned owed his life to them.

a sudden discovery. Wait-a-minute. Green Arrow is in JLA, what is he doing in the Avengers? What happened to Hawkeye? So Ned went on a mission.

Four years later, the stock market finally crashed and the Avengers were recruited to help clean up the rubble. It felt like WW2 revisited to Green Arrow. Mass suicides ensued at

Whole Foods. Except for the three legged Bagger Shree who hid behind the special on 50 lb bags of cassava, when Green Arrow forced everyone to drink the green Kool-Aid.

Unfortunately, the Kool-Aid was gluten-free, but it instead was labeled dairy-free, despite being full of dairy. Most everyone was lactose-intolerant, so

nobody drank the milky Kool-Aid and eventually it dried up and became a pink powder that no-one recognized. Aunt Claudia discovered it and patted it onto her underarms. An explosio

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