Snish the fish likes to drink artwork for

Snish the fish likes to drink artwork for breakfast. His master, Morton McGubby, left him some fine acrylic works of...something...he found at local street fairs. Glass beads too.

he showed no mercy and no pain. The dojo of Snish the fish was Cobra Kai. Snish was eating less to get lean. Master's orders. Snish longed to be in his first karate tournament.

But to do that he would have to prove himself worthy. Snish trained to defeat his training partner and rival. The Master's son.

But as the contest drew near, Snish wondered if something was wrong with the scenario. The Master's son Gresh was swift and adept, but he was also bitter and cruel. Snish decided

to spike Gresh's drink. All's fair in love & war! Snish could do bitter & cruel when provoked. The Master loomed into view with the unconscious Gresh in his arms. Snish had won by

holding back too much air but something went South on him. Maybe something random but he doesn't believe in random. It is the bane of his very Being. No, this could only be Agency.

The Agency in question was the Union of Three Horned Goats, formed in 1978. Apparently, the offspring had three horns as well. It was unprecedented. Dr. Sjbfhddpzxy who researched

such minutiae only did so because Professor Loomis had it out for him.

Professor Loomis won that round, but later was asked to leave the university for undisclosed reasons. His classroom sat empty, but for a sign which read "Back in a Minute."