the capstone was not what it was suppose

the capstone was not what it was suppose to be. Wrong name, wrong date, wrong place, and yet it seemed incredibly right. How could it be so wrong and so right? Unless

these decisions were made within an alternate universe in another dimension. That's what it must have been. When you suspend the natural laws of science, all is possible. You can

float anywhere you want to go when suspended from scientific laws, which is why studying the humanities is actually better. Why rely on science when important decisions are at hand

? Science deals with observation. But with humanities, I can prolong any decision through a perpetual dialectic until I croak in which case, no decision was made! Yes!

It is the ideal discipline for layabouts and wafflers. I count myself among those lucky humanitarians. Scientists spend their lives in the lab slaving over hot bunsens and pouring

flammable liquids together, risking their not so spontaneous combustion to discover nylon, teflon, viagra and buckeyballs? I prefer hyperbole to hyperbolas, poetry to photolysis

Well no one caees what you like, Herbert, your name is Herbert and no one likes people with that name. So shut up and do your job, before we fire you, you only got hired because

you look so damn sexy in that cling film outfit you made for yourself while you were in the mental ward. Other than that, you're useless and you sweat too much! Get out of my

in front of a Jack in the Box. She pulled off the film, removed some debris from her hair, stumbled inside and applied for a job. In 6 months she was promoted to assistant manager.