I woke up at the hour of 2 only to find myself

I woke up at the hour of 2 only to find myself in a room I did recognize

though it was strangely comforting knowing that the walls were padded.

with cacti lining, spikey and green

I heard a door being closed outrageously loudly from behind.

Then I noticed, that it was in fact not the door, but a rather obnoxious loud fart.

I nearly died, because the smell was unbearable

for the Court to paint such a broad picture and give so much leeway to the argument about Rotten Smelling Feet. Obviously, the issue was important enough for the President to issue

a pair of cheap government Odor Eater Insoles to each tax payer in lieu of tax returns. For most of a month, the nation was without stinky feet. But the people were not as pleased

he had a seriously nasty foot fungus issue that he wanted to keep on the downlow because I wasn't too keen on the sudden redefinition of what an alien was for him & his funky foot.