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I woke up at the hour of 2 only to find myself

  • I woke up at the hour of 2 only to find myself in a room I did recognize

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  • though it was strangely comforting knowing that the walls were padded.

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  • with cacti lining, spikey and green

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  • I heard a door being closed outrageously loudly from behind.

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  • Then I noticed, that it was in fact not the door, but a rather obnoxious loud fart.

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  • I nearly died, because the smell was unbearable

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  • for the Court to paint such a broad picture and give so much leeway to the argument about Rotten Smelling Feet. Obviously, the issue was important enough for the President to issue

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  • a pair of cheap government Odor Eater Insoles to each tax payer in lieu of tax returns. For most of a month, the nation was without stinky feet. But the people were not as pleased

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  • Because now, they were asked to stick their foot in their mouth. big brother knew this would not go over well. because

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  • he had a seriously nasty foot fungus issue that he wanted to keep on the downlow because I wasn't too keen on the sudden redefinition of what an alien was for him & his funky foot.

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