The man is composed of more mechanical parts

ordinary-looking, though. Sandy (synthetic) hair, average height, and, well, boring every other way. A goober. Except that his adam's apple, large & bobbing, was his CPU.

His date, fascinated with Sandy's bobbing adam's apple, gave it a press, not realizing this was how to reboot him. Sandy got disoriented &, forgetting his date, waltzed the waiter

and left a wake of destruction behind as he crashed into things. "Careful! That's Waterford crystal," the maitre d' warned. Suddenly Sandy released his dazed dance partner and

because of the lower gravity she was launched into orbit and was sacrificed to knock out the orbital gunboat. Without the gunboat to back them the band had to go quiet which left S

the last dancer dancing. When he tried to get his prize the judges just pointed at it and backed away from him. Oh, I'm not with the band. Then he, S, realized he was the only one

left to defeat the band. It was up to him. S hadn't quashed an invasion since the last simulation at the Academy before he got thrown out for eating the lettuce who was a classmate

Whose only crime was refusing toveat dogmeat burgers. S was expelled and was reborn as a dogmeat budget. It was not politically correct to express one's thoughts on the subject.

So S remained silent, as if on his own aisle of debris on a bourgeois island, quietly financing the purchase of meat for the hounds. Secretly he resented not being able to speak

like his companions silent g, a phlegm spitting gnat ridden gnu & a solemn condemned knight, silent n.Why did they emit no sound? A wretch who ran the place,silent w had no answer.