Folding Story is a lot like blackjack. You

Folding Story is a lot like blackjack. You gotta play smart with the cards you're dealt and the room you're given. And win or lose, it always seems to end with a gun at my spine.

but, I like to think it's like UNO, or that Mork &Mindy card game, you know always screaming NANONANO, or UNO. So the hot pink water gun is aimed right at my back, and I'm thinking

"Hey Ladi Ladi Ladi Hey Ladi Ladi Lo..." The the gun was raised and the triggerman said, "I'm going to shoot you in your hey nanee nannee nannee."

"Boys? Time to come in now!" Mom's voice called out in the darkness, just as I was putting pressure on the trigger, prepared to blow his nanee nannee away." I lowered my gun but

It hid itself in the worst place. My head ached like hell.

Once in my head, under the influence of my imagination, it mushroomed into a whale of a problem & the only way to get my headache under control was if Jonah (inside the Whale)

who would upset the whale's stomach and destroy the problem from the inside. Oh Jonah, you

old sack of bullspit. we all knew yo couldn't do it but you still spread rumors of you achievements, and they believed you. the fools believed you and then they died. just because

Nor will the truth. Remember what you did the last time you were on their side of the table. On the other hand, having General Custer on your side doesn't have to be a bad thing.