“Apology accepted, Captain Needa.” Said

“Apology accepted, Captain Needa.” Said Captain Tebow. Needa was the rookie from Wisconsin who was co-Captain with Tebow in today's scrimmage against

90 proof spill out onto the green. Amazingly, it was not Tebow's severed head on the ground but the top of a life-size whiskey decanter. "Where 's Tebow?" thought Willis.

"What chu talkin' 'bout?" quipped Tebow, now more god than man. His eyes were flames of fire and his head shone like the sun. He floated above the green, now flooding with whiskey

and beatitudinal runoff from the Mount. The golf course had been inherited by the meek, and God Tebow saw to it that they had plenty of Hanes shirts to wear. Patrick Willis tackled

His task of hitting all nine holes by magically directing the ball with his mind. He famously claimed he had magical powers and could move mountains if needed.

Of course those were plastic mountains and valleys he was moving, on a miniature golf course. Even so, his entourage of diehard fans were blown away by his gift. He was

promoted to employee of the month 3 weeks later. One of his co-workers even got him a key-chain with 2 golfing balls saying "How d'you like my

balls now?" Still, he was beginning to wonder whether he was really suited to being an undertaker. Maybe he should open a flower shop. Maybe then the bodies wouldn't move around

during embalming. Gravely he considered his options as he worked. He had stiff competition around town, but there weren't many florists. YES! He'd call it "Pushing Daisies".