So what's the deal with airline food? I mean,

So what's the deal with airline food? I mean, it's

not that hard to make chicken actually taste like chicken, is it? They say it's because the altitude and the pressure affect the taste buds. I think airline companies are trying to

turn the United States into Soviet Russia circa 1972. That's why the airline companies have totally gone into

investing in aeroflot pre-cold war bombers. Stewardess would serve vodka and be able to preform a carpet straffing. Soviet-era propaganda posters appeared in Hot Topic stores.

for war! Lieutenant Marshe suggested we engage the commies hand-to-hoof, but I just wanted to nuke Equestria back to the Stone Age. The commander-in-chief met us halfway by

agreeing to allow the nuking of Equestria back to the Bronze Age and filling in the strategic gap with old-school melee. Lieu. Marshe and I shook on it, but I still didn't trust

raccoons in the slightest. Their masks perpetually reminded me of the Thanksgiving incident 7 years ago when

my wife decided to try the "the smokey eyes" look. She thought it was sexy.I had to pretend I did too but it looked hideous. Her makeup melted when she took our Thanksgiving turkey

out of the oven. Just for the heck of it, I decided not to tell her that she now strongly resembled Alice Cooper. Heh Heh. No more Mr. Nice Guy.