Before us, there was a whole lot of something.

Before us, there was a whole lot of something. But it didn't matter to us, because we weren't aware. But now we are aware, we think nothing of it. Later,

there will be other beings, beings greater and more terrible than we are, and they will care nothing that there is a whole lot of something happening now. They will care only for

eradication of our wretched species. Our only choice is to adapt. We must bring back our scientists. They are the only ones who know how to manipulate our genes...

und Ginger Ale mit a dabble of lemon juice." Appalled, Mr. Li sent his goons to arrest Albert and throw him into Chinese prison, never to speak at TED again. Yet Albert didn't stop

Mr.Li's goons from letting him serve Batmen. Albert gave the goons a good piece of his mind. He lectured them on proper etiquettes and made them very ashamed of themselves

for all of 33 seconds which is how long it took the Block Boss to suss up the situation and nod an indication that "No Sir, I don't like it. Take him outside give him a hard intro

To John Cage's music. All he had to do was sit at the piano 4:33 and he would be the next David Tudor. Queen Elizabeth I entered the room and sat on her throne. She liked "4:33"

"We very much enjoy this piece, Mr. Cage," the Queen remarked, "but we don't quite get what you were doing around the 3:27 mark. Was my gas part of the score?"

"No, but you were."