So my theory, is that the builders of stonehenge

So my theory, is that the builders of stonehenge where the original trolls. They built it so we'd say "W.t.f. why did they build it?"

Same with crop circles & the Loch Ness monster...just messin' with our minds. I do think Sasquatch is for real, though. I know because I am he.

"Yeah no duh," Paul chimed in, "Have your viewers not seen your hands? Jeez I think they should have cast you as Megatron or something." "Paul this is the role of a lifetime

regardless of the hand requirements for the actor! Why won't you support me?" Paul raised an eyebrow, unmoved. He cleared his throat awkwardly. "Look, kiddo, who's the pro here?"

I knew what Paul meant. The Show must go on. This was where being a dancer and being a professional made the choice harder. Nobody had noticed his third hand until tonight. Maybe a

-n extra hand didn't really matter, or maybe it made him a better performer. "Many hands make light work", my Gram used to say. Come to think of t, she had an extra hand, too. Paul

never knew my Gram, and never saw her extra hand. Anyway, I digress. The performance was great, I had to hand it to him. Afterwards Paul handed over to

his wife the microphone. She gave a small speech, heartfelt and sad, but all a performance in the end. I am tired of the fakes, the make believers, the people who pretend to

be in love with me and my heartfelt voice

I gave her all the time in the world to reply; she took it. My feelings waned after 4 years, but I became skilled at Canasta, and made millions betting on a Mississippi riverboat.