So IF by the time this story ends, MoralEnd
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So IF by the time this story ends, MoralEnd has over 10,000 points, everyone on FoldingStory is going to Hawaii to celebrate this great milestone in FS history. If he doesn't,
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there shall be panic in the streets, prophets decrying the end times as a mathematical limit closes in, and the predicted laws of our universe become subject to arbitrary whim. A
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cacophony of tedious wordiness drowned out the fun. People waited, hoping the event horizon would silence the drone of the bizarre diatribe and its penchant for peculiarity. I
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paused for breath and that pause continued... my brain had got stuck. All the words I knew had been used up and I was left with Rhianna's 'Umbrella' playing on a loop in my head.
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Which is I committed suicide with a breakfast sausage. But the story only begins there. No one can know the horror of discovering what Rhianna's role in the afterlife is.
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Rhianna had signed the first ever exclusive deal with the Afterlife. Only her music would ever play in the Afterlife, retroactive to Forever until Eternity. Even Taylor Swift was l
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Infuriated by God's lack of response to her emails. His holy servants were embroiled in controversy over the whole notion of a contract with God, who declared it illegal to do that
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without the present of a lawyer. However, as a lawyer was not present for this declaration, the servants' decision was irrelevant. She decided that she'd just have to sue God.
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In order to sue God, the servant reckoned she would have to find Jesus first. Everyone she knew had mentioned finding that bloke, it couldn't be THAT hard to spot him.
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But Jesus, being omnipotent and all, evaded her by donning a pair of round glasses, a striped sweater and wool toque, and slipping into the crowd, never to be found again.
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- 2013-04-30 00:35:39
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- 2018-03-24 10:28:07
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Woab Mar 24 2018 @ 10:29
At this writing, MoralEnd has 28,306. I suggest we all go to Hawaii almost three times.
lucielucie Mar 25 2018 @ 15:13
I expect that's where MoralEnd is now. On top of a volcano, living the dream as World's Greatest Folder.
SlimWhitman Mar 26 2018 @ 16:42
I raise my Kona beer to that legendary folder with his characteristic wry twist.
PurpleProf Mar 26 2018 @ 20:39
What the heck happened to him? MoralEnd, please come back!