When oh when would the rain stop? Shareen

When oh when would the rain stop? Shareen spent another hour staring out of the window at

the misty Moor. Her Nanny had chained her to the radiator and told her to watch for pirates. That if she fell asleep or blinked even once they'd come and eat her kitty Miss Penny.

Then Nanny went into the kitchen removed her outer shell to reveal her cosmic goat appearance. Her glowing goatee pulsed her joy at her feat with the little one. A quick pulse

and she had digested him completely. Her green forked tongue lubricated the shell and she reentered. The artificial skin resealed and grew together. She returned to the dining room

and asked if anyone had "eaten enough?" The Colonel said that he had not met a woman who could out eat him. She smiled and her eyes flashed green. "Why don't you come into the

paused for a brief moment & recited the immortal line that his beloved grandmother had taught him "Hit the bastards in the

in the mouth. It's kinda hard to run their mouth with a broken jaw," as she spit her tobacco into her spitoon. she then look up and saw

the schoolchildren she had previously assaulted, lined up at the door with a variety of bats, sticks, and rocks, ready for vengeance. She lept up, grabbing her brass knuckles, and

suddenly panicked at the sound of police sirens closing in. She realized that it wouldn't look good, so she dropped the knuckles and allowed herself to be taken away. Chuckle.