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When their tongues met, it was like magic.

  • When their tongues met, it was like magic. It was like it was ment to be. He never knew he wanted to be with someone so badly before. And it wasn't like he never had sex before

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  • . Tapping on the roof of her mouth, he was able to signal her, .-- .- - -.-. .... / --- ..- -. "Watch out?" she thought. He pushed her to the bed as bullets flew through the window

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  • and ricocheted into her chest. She died. He thought, "

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  • The police will never believe this. What have I got to loose". He packed his ukelele, the Hawaiin shirts she loathed, and the Don Ho LPs, and took a flight to Honolulu.

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  • Stitch ate all of his luggage on his way there, but luckily Honolulu had plenty to satiate his otherworldly appetite. Such things included Tito of Rocket Power lore.

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  • Phineas and Ferb showed up in a time machine and made Stich lose his appetite (once similar to Rocket Power's Tito)

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  • Tito Nieves has since departed from Team Rocket to focus more on his salsa music. Some suspect he inserts secret messages into it about kidnapping Pokemon & monopolizing the market

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  • although those theories are largely in minds of pokenerds and AD&D players I mused. I had to establish why 2 guys in the 1970's were shot. They knew things. Things they shouldn't

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  • have done started to surface in the evidence. Travelling anywhere with less than 5 people makes anyone unsafe from serial killers. If we were joined at the hip it would be

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  • a little like that game we used to play when we were kids. "Red Rover, Red Rover, send Ted Bundy on over!" Even Ted couldn't get past 5 of us, let alone fit us into his freezer.

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