Ever have one of them deja vú moments? Every

Ever have one of them deja vú moments? Every morning when I wake up it's like that for me. I feel like I've been living the same day over and over for the last three months or so.

Ever have one of them deja vú moments? Every morning when I wake up it's like that for me. I feel like I've been living the same day over and over for the last three months or so.

So one fine day I decided that this was some curse set upon me by the mysterious Groundhog that lived in my back garden. But I'm no Bill Murray, so what I did was

be motivationless and silly and unlike Bill Murray, I remained broke and unknown. This was the Groundhog's curse. Such a cruel curse. Such a heartless groundhog. I cried on the cou

beauty pageant judges to the glory that is April 1st. For on that day all will wail and tremble at the sound they think is coming from Gabriel but is in reality

me playing a harmonica with my ass. Any requests for a song best played at beauty pageants?

I asked my uncle, who said he would look into it. On june 1, 2016, four years later, he finally had an answer. There was just one, but it was in gibberish. No translation available

. It had to be code. I put on my thinking cap and stared at the nonsensical mishmash of symbols. 0773407734erehtanyonezi So immersed was I in my task, that I didn't hear the knock

of opportunity, heralded by the radio announcer's strident voice: "That's right! Just call in at 0773407734 & ask "Is anyone there?"- & win $100,000! 10 seconds left... time's up!"