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"Russians. Koreans. Wookies. Lego People.

  • "Russians. Koreans. Wookies. Lego People. Hicks! Burt Reynolds fans! Liposuction!" Suzan kept shouting clues. Mark stared in disbelief. She was the worst Superpassword partner

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  • Mark tried to keep up. "Ambrosia?""Ennui?""Artichokes?" Suzan and Mark's time was up. It was the other players' Superpassword turn. "Black?""White?" They got in one. Mark fumed.

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  • Suzan was the worst Superpassword contestant ever and she had to be HIS partner! Maybe it had something to do with the fact that she was Swedish and couldn't speak French very well

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  • He offered Susan some dried salted fish and a can of rotted herring. Suzan suddenly felt at home and the omega 3 from the fished helped her brain function. 128 bit passwords were

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  • kinda fishy too, so Susan thought that the passwords might be good with a bit of anchovy paste. When she brought this up at the production mtg (for her cooking show),

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  • she was met with stern silence. This was not a pizza crowd. They preferred ravioli stuffed with gunpowder and capers. Revolutionaries seldom make for accommodating diners, and so

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  • They ordered the ravioli stuffed with gunpowder and capers, much to the waiter's dismay. "Can we substitute anchovies for capers because we didn't get our delivery today, sir?"

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  • "No substitutions!" hollered the waiter. It was then that they realized that all the food in the restaurant was actually pre-made and frozen! And made of tall white people!

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  • They just took in in stride. "Well the least you could do is make sure it's fresh humans we're eating!" The waiter blushed, "Regulations, all people must cure for at least two week

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  • in a briny marinade that must include jalapeno and habenero peppers. Depending on fat content, they might need nettles. Refer to your Human Curing Licence Regulations Book. Salton.

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5 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Apr 07 2017 @ 22:40

    Salton is the customary goodbye of the bureaucrats of the Meat Curing Guilds. It was originally Salt on when the guilds were simply the Salt Merchants. Now you know.

  2. jaw2ek Apr 07 2017 @ 22:50

    Salton, saltoff.

  3. LordVacuity Apr 07 2017 @ 22:53

    Another 5 yearer.

  4. Woab Apr 08 2017 @ 10:47

    I thought that Salton was a yogurt maker.

  5. Rebbie Apr 10 2017 @ 13:31

    Salton: Small Kitchen Appliances - Canada Salton Sea - Wikipedia Salton City, California - Wikipedia Gerard Salton - Wikipedia These were what came up when I searched Salton.

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