smckrobinson really wanted kristyleann to

smckrobinson really wanted kristyleann to attend a strange party that was being thrown for her two months after her wedding. They've known each other IRL for years, and

decided to invite some foldingstory dude named gravir to join them...

as the guest speaker. Gravir will be speaking on the topic "Web Driven Revolution for Library Data". Many believe that the web’s influence on libraries is limited to social network

"Shh!" an elderly librarian interrupted him. "This is a library!" More members of the audience shushed at Gravir. He'd have to stage the Revolution for Library Data all by himself.

And he'd have to do it quietly. With the librarians and audience still shushing him, Gravir took a deep breath and started not to speak. The Revolution for Library Data had begun!

Then one of the stacks fell over when a bunch of anarchist bibliophiles decided to co-opt our Revolution for Library Data & set the books free. Free love. Free books. Free book lov

e. “You’re FREE, books!” shouted the anarchists. But the books, being books, didn’t move. They just stayed scattered on the library floor. This pissed the anarchists off to no end,

"Capitalist TOOLS!" the anarchists yelled at the fallen books before they doused them with gasoline and lit them on fire. "Power to the illiterate!" they screamed as they fled the

deaths of 4,532 when it collapsed onto the ballroom that used to be down the street or I had wandered off that much?! I blocked out everything. I closed my eyes. I concentrated. I.