Jherek Manatee of Mars putted along the arid
Jherek Manatee of Mars putted along the arid canals on his antigrav party-boat, pondering ancient mysteries in silence. But from the empty ruins of Xhiq came a horrific shriek!5
"Such a distinct accent," thought Jherek Manatee. "The shriek must belong to a fellow Marineris mammal." Phazon from the Mad Sea Cows of Untranquility (Mars division) was to blame.7
That was for sure. Why, Phazon was always pulling stunts like this, I'll never know. Unless I3
try to figure out1
what actually happened in the movie Donny Darko3
I will never understand, what with all the time-travelling, giant rabbits, and Patrick Swayze confusing my poor little mind. And don't get me started on Inception, that film had me4
throwing up all over the movie theater! Seriously who would make such a sick movie. I had to cover the eyes and ears of my screaming3
12 year old child. She crying so much that the movie theatre was filled with puke, blood ,and tears of fear. I was stuck and1
decided to not be stuck and walk out of the theater because... i just.... i just couldn't handle the stressful situation that was occuring that day.3
I walked to the gun store and stole a gun and ran home. This was it! I couldn't take it anymore! I pointed the gun to my head, but no ammo. I looked up.."FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!"2
- 2011-08-15 16:40:10
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SlimWhitman Aug 26 2011 @ 13:30
"O' the sorrow of the extinct Marineris mammals." Here lies Jhrerek Manatee of Mars August 15 16:40-17:40 2150 A.D. R.I.P.
DanMars Aug 26 2011 @ 16:59
Oh no... hopefully other J. Manatees will keep fighting the good fight!
buddyboy4711 Aug 26 2011 @ 18:41
The Mad Sea Cows of Untranquility may have won the Battle of Xhiq, but they will never win the war! *loud cheers*
BlastedHeath Aug 29 2011 @ 19:41
Every day is a winding canal on Old Mars.