Nobody expected the superhero vigilante to

Nobody expected the superhero vigilante to be a middle aged overweight housewife but Moira the Incredible was determined to rid the city of sexual predators and serial killers.

Moira the Incredible was outfitted in a bullet proof bathrobe, radioactive pantyhose, a nail file that could force someone to tell the truth and an avocado mask.

She ventured out into the Five Boroughs, prepared to dispense her very particular flavor of vigilante justice. The first wrong Moira the Incredible righted was when she witnessed 7

school children drawing a hopscotch court on the sidewalk in front of the general store. That sidewalk chalk took days to wash out. It was the gateway medium to graffiti and she

shuddered at what that implied: grafitti is the gateway medium to art school. Inspired with righteous practical indignation, she embarked on a crusade to eliminate art supplies

from the hands of all nefarious youth who had yet to be molded into the choice between art school (even the name chilled her) and medical school. She smilied. Her dad would be

psychopathic tendencies quite well, she thought to herself as she washed her bloody hands thoroughly with the garden hose. No one would miss that cat. Across the way, Ms. Crabtree

was inviting Dr. Evelyn to her house to watch soaps. They'd sit side by side in armchairs and remain so until the late afternoon. Ms Evelyn loved General Hospital, but Ms Crabtree

just liked to watch humans at that transitory moment when the light from the television took over from the setting sun. Dr. Evelyn liked being watched, so it worked out.