THE ISLAND : Once upon a time a group of

in the pacific on THE ISLAND. Skipper & 1st mate Gilligan, a millionare and his wife, a movie star & "the rest". In the pilot episode, "the rest" got their revenge

plots from silly old comedies like "Blazing saddles," and "it's a Mad Mad Mad World," so what happened to the crew on Gilligan's Island was they found Ginger with a huge

camera crew and when the series ended, they went home. Although we all wished Ginger had stayed on with the camera crew to make some more flicks, if ya know what I'm sayin'...

Gilligan had been left at the hatch, he wondered why the Professor hadn't shown up to relieve him of his duty. Every twelve hours he had to punch in the numbers. Meanwhile, Skipper

was off to get himself kidnapped by the Udders. The Udders lived on the island before the Professor and the rest. Skipper got himself trapped along with Ginger and Scooby Doo.

Little did Skipper know, Ginger and Scooby Doo were about to betray him. While he was sleeping in his aluminum hammock, the Udders, with information from Ginger and Scooby, capture

the imaginations of millions of Americans, and then the Udders lie to their newly-acquired fanbase about how horrible Skipper is, ruining his reputation. Scooby & Ginger then party

down with a mildly deranged grocery store santa claus. I bet you didn't know they had Santa Claus at the grocery store. I'll let you in on a secret. It's because they don't.

The truth washed over me in unrelenting waves. I was utterly crushed. "No Santa?" I squeaked in a voice I didn't even recognize. I hurled myself over the side of the grocery cart.