I was the happiest when I was with my Randle.

I was the happiest when I was with my Randle. his smile shined brighter than the sun and his eyes were a crystal blue. he was the love of my life and was taken from me by these

Argonauts whose bronze armour glittered in the sun. I sat on the shore of the wine dark Aegean and mourned fair Randle, gaoled in a Cretan maze with just a Minataur for company.

Cut to the Labrynth. "It's your move." mutters Randle flicking his hand with irritation. The Minotaur grunted, It's hove hovering over it's gaoled King. "You're finished you know."

"I know you are, but what am I?" said the Minotaur. "Listen, you dumb ox," said Randle, "your King is checked." The Minotaur threw over the chess table took off down the Labyrinth

and stopped to see a crying child, half human-clone, half cow. He stared awkwardly down at the disturbing creature and tiptoed past it. Afterall, the Minotaur was known for being

his hooves and cuffed the cloned calf on the ear. "Nobody messed with a minotaur!" he bellowed. The calf would have called for his Mama if he had one, but he didn't. So he called

The cow police, who hoofed the attacker with sharp horns. "I just saw Satan!", the big creature moaned. Satan appeared. "You rang?", he asked Sasquatch. Sasquatch said yes.

After a second an impatient Satan asks Sasquatch, "Well I'm here already what did you want?" Sasquatch gestured at the big creature. Satan recognized the Kraken and got sober real

quickly. "My God .... I mean .... My Devil" Satan corrected himself. "Would you look at those tentacles ..." The Kraken said: "Satan, you are my father." And he hugged his father.