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Fish were falling from the sky - specifically

  • Fish were falling from the sky - specifically haddock, though it was reported that one house down the lane had been covered in squid instead. It was July in Scrumpy, Georgia, so

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  • Haddock was on the menu in countless Bayou gumbos. The sky was inky blue when I walked up the Lane. I didn't need to ask for directions. Squid tentacles writhed in the yard

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  • so I knew Ursula was waiting in the ditch. What I wanted was revenge on that stupid little Caribbean crab. He'd made the distinguished French chef a laughing stock in the world

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  • of humans. Sebastian thought he was so clever, but little did he know that Ursula planned to capture and kill. She lurked there, waiting to pounce.

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  • Foolish mouse! Didn't little Sebastian know that she wanted to devour him and lick his blood from her paws? Sebastian was no ordinary rodent, however.

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  • He was the Uber-Rodent, he studied at the NinjaAcademy! This moment was what he had dreamed about(after paying all that $ for his classes). Sebastian grabbed his tiny nunchucks f

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  • rom his belt and went to town on that squirrel it was the last time he ever picked on him. He would become the ultimate ninja chimpmunk with cat like reflexes. The only problem

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  • was that he was tiny. So despite his ninja awesomeness, the squirrel could easily get squat by large objects. He was just taking a snooze, so he wasn't on full alert, when a

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  • giant pumpkin came rolling down the street and lodged itself in a pothole. The ninja squirrel slang awake from his snooze and climbed up the giant pumpkin in an effort to

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  • escape. The ninja squirrel then ate the pumpkin, but didn't realise there was a bomb inside. Then the squirrel exploded and everyone ate squirrel-pumpkin pie.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Feb 06 2013 @ 15:18

    Just the thing after squirrel-on-a-stick, some scrumptious squirrel-pumpkin pie. Mmmhhh...

  2. Lithium Feb 07 2013 @ 17:14

    Yummy.

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