I got detention for calling my teacher a
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I got detention for calling my teacher a bumhole. I thought it was clever, he disagreed. The thing about detention is that you get to learn all these neat tricks from the bad kids.
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For instance, in detention I learned from this bad kid how to turn the "3" in someone's pay stub into an "8" and get them a loan they couldn't pay for and then foreclose on them
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, an idea which came in handy later in life, when I became a rich banker. But my fortune turned for the worse when I foreclosed on a budget retirement home for the elderly.
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that was haunted by former elderly. They would always cause trouble when the old people were eating their morning pancakes. Carts would move. Butter and syrup would become scarce
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only to show up in the depends. These former elder ghost's were in short, a pain in the ass and refused to pass on to the light. The center had to stop them from sharing their
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wartime stories with the still living. And so they came up with a plan, bring these geriatric spectres some nice
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cushions and warm milk, because nothing goes better with machine guns than
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washed up musicians, angry at their concept of whatever "higher power" they think did them wrong. Actually,
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they were completely right, there was a God above whom I'd met in my travels who was out to get each and every one of those losers personally.
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Moral of the story: Losers stink and religion seems to keep up with them.
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- Started
- 2011-03-01 12:30:49
- Finished
- 2011-06-26 03:18:15
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