The sweet young girl went to the circus.

The sweet young girl went to the circus.

She saw an elephant, a tiger, and a bear.

And she was very dumb, and thought real animals were cuddly and fun like stuffed animals. She was wrong and was immediately trampled by the elephant and mauled by the bear & tiger

even the unicorn wanted a piece of the action. U think unicorns dont exist? Try again. The dumb little girl was battered and bloody, but she still really wanted the SlushPuppy, so

she submitted to the unicorn for the final scene of this pornographic masterpiece. The video was wildly popular and she went on to star in a series of unicorn on girl tapes for the

ultimate prize at the porno industry awards. It was surprising how popular her series of unicorn on girl films had become. Industry insiders even suggested she might

it's too "edgy" for Nickelodeon so we'll have to go straight to DVD. I can't believe the micro management of standard programming these days but the censors hold all the power.

But edgy is as edgy does and soon the edgy series on DVD sold out.The producers did a follow-up series called "Pushing the Envelope: Untold Stories of Postal Workers" and it also

sold well to people who, ironically, failed to understand that if you keep pushing edgy stuff, nothing's really edgy anymore. But how do you invent a new taboo?