I never understood why chocolatiers mix chocolate

I never understood why chocolatiers mix chocolate with chilies, Is it that they're both from the Americas? The alliteration? Or just an evil plot to ruin two perfect ingredients?

After years of investigating i learnt they weren't using chocolate...

they were using massive dumps

of toxic waste as kiddie pools for their children, who were now regularly growing third eyes and glowing in the dark. The grandmother of the clan regularly wore asbestos clothing,

because she was trying to cash in on all the mesothelioma money. But what happened was that Grandma's abestos clothes actually made the women at Joann's fabrics sick and soon she h

-ad no one to be richer than. What's the point of money if you can't have more of it than someone else? Actually, Grandma's asbestos clothes made her poorer than the dead. Lawsuits

The litigants were litigating because bartenders were refusing to serve them Guinness because they "weren't Irish enough". Either they lacked the gift of the gab, or their Irish ey

eballs, which they slid onto the bar counter as payment, grossed out the barman. "It's no use," a litigant said, sliding green eyeballs into his pocket. "If we want some Guinness,

we'll just have to take it by force." Popping the eyeballs back into their sockets, they emitted death rays from their pupils on everyone in the bar, turned up the music & drank.