Einstein and Marilyn Monroe were having a

Einstein and Marilyn Monroe were having a row because HE wanted kosher hotdogs at the reception but SHE didn't think that was classy. Then she threw her engagement ring at him sayi

ng what a twonk he was and that he was too smart for his own good. So Einstein said "But my dear Marilyn, you're forgetting that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone there is."

"In that case, Einey," cooed Marilyn as she ran her fingers up & down his thigh, "Let's talk quantum physics." Einstein felt an electromagnetic tingle & knew an emission spectrum

could happen at any second. Einstein grabbed Marilyn's hand before she could embarrass him. "You must learn to be more discrete," he growled. "See here? You've given me a Planck!"

The studio shut it down after the first rehearsal. It was a schlocky bad idea from the get go. Marilyn Monroe was supposed to be curly, Entstein was supposed to be Shemp.

And Buckminster Fuller was Bucky, of course. Marilyn loathed Bucky because he was faithful to his wife. She hated Einstein as well because he had better legs than she did.

Einstein spoke four languages. Marilyn spoke one fluently. Quite a difference. Bucky, three years latet, won a prize for his research in geodesic domes in sunstainable cities.

How had Einstein, Marilyn and Bucky ever been iconic friends? Had they? was this just an extra lump of mustard in my soup or did

I order Fruit Loops by mistake? Nothing made sense any more. I felt like I had gone to Crazy Town and taken them all with me to live forever under the undulating skies of insanity.