Im getting really hungry waitin for lunch

Im getting really hungry waitin for lunch to start im going to eat...

a burger the size of a dog with everything u can ever imagine on it ! but i think i might need a

little more salt, because the meat is so bland. However, that might taste weird with the chocolate ice cream, so I took a moment to think before adding on some more

chocolate instead. Then I added a little more. And some more. The combination of chocolate, fudge, ice cream, and meat made me think about

about the Epicureans and mud baths. To me Gluttony was a work of art. A symphony of pleasures. I was the conductor. I'd spent a year's salary creating the ouvre

louvre ors'douvre. Then my wife at it in two quick bites, with all the force of twelve angry nuns rampaging on a cardboard cutout of Mel Torme. Areebadeeby doobadabba ompopadopple!

was not on the menu, but I ordered it anyway. The waiter left in a huff and began to shout incoherently at the cook. Looking out the window, I noticed a woman with a Min-Pin and

I wasn't about to let her see that I was unnerved, What's a little spittle in my soup anyway? Her eerie stare became more intense. I leaned back and smiled at her, trying to prove

my nonchalance. My heart pounded furiously as I tucked my napkin under my chin & picked up the soup spoon. But then...the unthinkable happened. The apocalypse. My salvation!