YOU are beyond words. What goes on in your

YOU are beyond words. What goes on in your mind to make you say such things? Do you have tapeworms in your brain? Or are you a tapeworm yourself? I'm DONE. Don't call me again.

The new telephone sales script was somewhat less than effective. The middle management met to propose a new sales script to upper management for their approval

but they wrote a script of their meeting before attending the meeting. When the meeting to discuss the new telophone sales script didn't follow the script of the meeting to discuss

meeting scripts, they decided the prescription should be a serious "meating." It was a Ren Fair steakhouse so they also served fermented honey, so they also had a "meading"

generator that ran on bee tears. "What's the "meaning" of this?" asked an animal rights-fond patron. He was breaking the Ren Fair illusion for everyone. He wasn't in the script, so

I offered the patron some mentoring on Ren Fair code of conduct. After a few bitch slaps, his acting had made satisfactory improvements. "To bee or not to bee," was the

first of his attempts to outwit me. "Look honey, my advice may sting, but you happen to bee talking to a professional, " I informed him. "Buzz off!" said the Ren Faire patron.

The queen sat on the counter all the while, much to my annoyance, so she could watch the workers make her breakfast. She was the queen, after all. And she was 90 years old, too.

to get that crown for my daughter. I slipped in the cyanide in the queens tea and served it to her. She took a sip and started choking. Aha! The crown of the burger queen was mine!