She couldn’t decide what to put on her
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She couldn’t decide what to put on her list of “things to do before you die.” She had less than two weeks figure it out. Harold Camping had predicted the apocalypse again.
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And you just never know, sooner or later he was bound to be right, right? So Instead of the traditional bucket list, Sally decided to just do whatever she pleased at any given mome
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nt. Right now, she decided to go to poo, so she did. When she was done, she realized there was no toilet paper left, so she used the McDonalds napkins in her purse. She knew they
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were gentle, but didn't foresee them clogging the toilet. The stressed pipe expanded, and the entire office felt the strain of the plumbing aneurysm. The cubicle faces reddened and
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Big Bob from accounting rose from his seat. He was going to take the fall for the group - be the Scapebloat so to speak."I cannot tell a lie, it was I whose dookie did the damage"
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But LaRonda stood up. "No Big Bob, don't. It was me." The office gasped. Fred straightened his sweater vest. "LaRonda, how did you get into the men's restroom?" LaRonda defiantly
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whipped back her ravenblack dreads and winked. 'That, my dear boy, is a question to you, but the knowledge is mine.' Fred thought about this for a while.'Yeah, but we still don't
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get how I beat the house.' Madame X stared, 'The spirits see all, they will tell you when to split, hold or fold.' Fred handed her a C note, 'but...' She scowled, 'Magic! now go.'
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The smile left Madame X's face and Fred began to realise she does not wish to hide her disappointment anymore. 'Mr... Fred? Is it? You do understand you don't leave my casino with
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out directions to the hottest nightclub in town." Fred unfolded his map. "Ah, there it is." Madame X marked The Spot. Madame X had something special planned that night at The Spot.
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- Started
- 2011-10-09 14:07:59
- Finished
- 2012-12-31 13:13:40
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PurpleProf Dec 31 2012 @ 13:17
A story full of sensory overload! :)
49erFaithful Dec 31 2012 @ 13:20
Something special: http://foldingstory.com/g7ya4/
PurpleProf Dec 31 2012 @ 13:41
Whaaaa!!! Thanks for redirecting everyone. I just folded your story and dropped the ball b/c I failed to name the key characters. I for one definitely want Big Bob, Fred, Madame X and LaRonda to reappear...we must find out what happens next. Still learning how to build the folds...
49erFaithful Dec 31 2012 @ 13:58
Well, I kind of cheated already because all these authors will know who the current story's about, so I'll be surprised if they don't magically reappear. It's essentially exploiting a wormhole in the FS universe. Anyway, everyone drops a character or thread now and then. At least I sure do...
PurpleProf Dec 31 2012 @ 17:11
And here I thought it was all simply...magic! Thanks for your kindness and patience. :) Go 49ers!
buddyboy4711 Dec 31 2012 @ 17:25
Here's hoping the Niners stick 3 more feathers in their Kaep.
49erFaithful Dec 31 2012 @ 17:29
Cheers to that! Happy New Year's Eve you hilarious sons-a-guns!
SlimWhitman Dec 31 2012 @ 17:36
Great finish to 2013 everyone. Just 24 min to go . . .
49erFaithful Dec 31 2012 @ 17:37
And I'll be happy to pull for buddyboy's OKC Thunder, until they meet my Warriors in the playoffs. Wishful thinking, I know, but hey, so far so good this year.
SlimWhitman Dec 31 2012 @ 17:37
Hahaha, well I appear to have entered a time aneurysm of my own. I meant 2012.
49erFaithful Dec 31 2012 @ 17:41
Switzerland's not *that* different of a time zone... Thanks for picking up the character thread Slim!
buddyboy4711 Dec 31 2012 @ 18:23
If our awesome teams collide, I will refrain from trash talking -- The Dubs have always been on my Quasi-Root List because of their cool uniform history. Respect. My 2nd team is the Flaming Thumbtacks/Titans, so I'm afraid I will have to withdraw my pull for the Niners if they meet the Titans in the Super Bowl. According to the updated 2013 NFL playoff bracket, this is an unlikely scenario.
49erFaithful Dec 31 2012 @ 19:09
Done and done. My bro-in-law is a Thumbtack supporter so I'm with you there as well. As all but one team at season's end says: "There's always next year!"
Chaz Dec 31 2012 @ 20:33
My Vikes beat Greenbay (barely) and are in the play-offs. So I'm happy.
buddyboy4711 Dec 31 2012 @ 22:08
If/when the Vikes and Niners square off in the NFC Championship game, you two'd better keep it amiable. No virtual fisticuffs, aight?
49erFaithful Dec 31 2012 @ 22:37
Hmmm, sorry bud but I'm afraid I'd have to go for the throat in that scenario. Besides, Minnesota's RB barely topped 2,000 yds so I'm sure we'd handle 'em easily. ;-) (unlike earlier this year) Plenty of relatives in both WI and MN but was pulling hard for MN last week due to seeding ramifications. Congrats Chaz. You're in the tourney! Anything can and will happen!
Chaz Jan 01 2013 @ 03:51
I see the Vikes as a cardiac arrest team. They look good until they don't. They have the talent, but they need to get it together. They go up against the Packers again next week at Lambeau field, so it might be a short season. We have a great runner and kicker, but our quarterback really needs to figure out passing. I would say the 49ers would probably win.
SlimWhitman Mar 07 2016 @ 06:13
I was just nostalgically rereading this and realized the main turning point of the story and it's segue to story II of the Office Mates are a paper napkin. I hope not the same one...