Attention mere humans: I-The Supreme Fuzzy

Attention mere humans: I-The Supreme Fuzzy Overlord-command all human world leaders to report immediately to the nearest cat food processing facility to await further instructions.

From there, we the Supreme Fuzzy Cat Overlords shall

drink pumpkin spice lattes and devise a plan to climb the Great Firewall and breach into China.

Little known to the schemers, Starbucks was infiltrated by Chinese thought police and their pumpkin spice lattes contained

pure unfiltered Chinese patriotism. Soon, communism would spread to all the Starbuckses in the world! Only Costa patrons and the relatively impoverished would be safe.

However, the organization that is Starbucks is a limited one, and only so many seats could hold so many people. Soon, the communists began spilling into the streets and began their

There were many street names for coffee, some of which included"the bean"and"the power drink".Some names were ironic, like "sleep tight"and"rest well".Lives were destroyed because

of the hold that coffee had over the populace. Children were exposed younger and younger, drinking to reach a state of constant alertness as the jittery world watched in silence,

but as their bodies shook with greater vigor with each passing generation, the world began to lose sight of what was important: to experience life, and to be glad you're awake.