He was dressed in drag, had 8 neck tattoos
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He was dressed in drag, had 8 neck tattoos and was purchasing 3 peaches, a large bottle of Popov, 2 boxes of Summer's Eve, some Cracker Jack, and a rolling pin. I said "Welcome to
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Alabama, lovely dress you're wearing." He smiled and placed his purchases on the counter. Curious about his plans I kept talking "Popov, fine choice, cool neck tats by the way."
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"Thanks, man, I did them myself w/ this kit I bought from Ebay, the infection only lasted a few days, but the kit also has some antibiotics in there just in case." DIY tattoos, may
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sound like a good idea, but apparently Social Services were not too thrilled with the DIY "BITCH" tattoo I made on my 5 year old's forehead. But come on, she was never going to
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Be the chorus girl I had always aspired to be. Plus, it was just henna!!! "How's it any different from Halloween?" I asked the social worker through my nicest set of vampire teeth.
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The social worker rolled her eyes and blew smoke in my face, "Vampire, huh? Big whoop. Shut up and fill out these forms. Do you have skills?"
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Of course I had already filled out the forms before she blinked. "Well, I am fluent in Romance tongues and have no fear of heights, or death for that matter." I liked her - a rebel
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of sorts, just like me. I handed her the forms & blinked twice back at her, the unspoken universal signal among rebels. She understood the code immediately. We linked arms and jump
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ed into the swirling vortex that had appeared before us. This time we would escape with a gold diamond encrusted Lollypop but next time
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we visited the tooth decay fairy's cavernous halls, we'd take home the holy grail, the necklace made with Prince Harry's baby teeth. The thing would be worth a fortune on Ebay.
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- Started
- 2013-01-11 15:10:01
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- 2013-02-15 14:24:58
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SlimWhitman Feb 15 2013 @ 14:31
Funky how the teeth theme and Ebay reappears! Must have been that unspoken universal signal...
MangoMania Feb 15 2013 @ 14:33
I apologize to anyone who lives in Alabama.