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Beware my son, the Rainbow pirates. Looking

  • Beware my son, the Rainbow pirates. Looking like mostly harmless later day hippies who want to save the world, they've been known to enter armed vessels with shaming banners

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  • and humiliation pistols. The Rainbow pirates are no fools, son, no harmless drunkards. They'll do anything to get their hands on you, because you have it; you have

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  • The Magic Prism. I panicked when I saw Captain Indigo perched atop the RoyGBiv, scanning the shoreline with his kaleidoscope eyes. He'd stop at nothing to retrieve the Magic Prism

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  • from the forces of the Monochrome. I wanted to distract Captain Indigo away from the Magic Prism, so I drew my black-and-white sword. "Come at me," I whispered as he

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  • adcheese rainbows shot across the sky over me. Captain Indigo brought his Deli League friends, there was Black Fist Ham, the Munster Monster, the Magnificent Mortadela

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  • And The Cream Coloured Cow to the gathering. They brought hors d'oeuvres and served everyone. The remainder went to Otto The Elephant and his son, Ian. They were happy to be there.

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  • The others were happy they had been there. Otto the Elephant said that he and his son would never forget their generosity. He might have been sincere & believed it would be so, but

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  • unfortunately all that they had believed about elephants never forgetting turned out to be hogwash. Otto turned his back on them as soon as he became famous and didn't even send

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  • cards. Otto focused on fame, getting his tusks polished & plastic surgery on his trunk. He got expensive therapy on how to walk a circus ring without shitting all over the place.

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  • Sure. Snicker all you want… but this was no laughing matter to Otto; he took fame seriously. He was cured of the circus ring shitting. The whole event is on record; look it up!

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3 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jun 18 2019 @ 17:02

    The bane of every circus animal and trainer...

  2. Jimbeau Jul 26 2019 @ 10:11

    but...what became of the Rainbow Pirates?

  3. Woab Jul 26 2019 @ 15:50

    They seem to have been mistakenly eaten by a cream-colored cow.

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