Boca Beth instructional language DVDs worked

Boca Beth instructional language DVDs worked too well for Tommy. He now spoke in eclectic blends of Spanish, Na'vi, and Zulu. "Hola, triéa-ióang, clip-clop-clip," he told his mom.

"Clip-clop your butt in the kitchen & take out the garbage,or I'll Hola your Father & he'll triéat it to a good whippióang!" she snapped. Still in his Na'vitar persona Tommy said,"

Well kiss my grits!" Hands on hips, the laughter didn't die down for a good few minutes, until it was rejoined with raucous screams that were wholly uncalled for. Bitches don't

play ball, the swing a bat! She took the bat to his birthday cake. Wielding it like a sword. The cake splattered and sputtered. Casting icing onto the walls and pinata, finally

smashed to a chocolate pulp oozing off the paper tablecloth. The still-lit birthday candles set the tablecloth on fire. Ignoring the flames and the pinata, she swung the bat

. "Take off her blindfold! TAKE OFF..." With the sound of a ripe coconut, the bat hit the party clown squarely in the back of the head. The fire edged to the jumper castle.

They were still trying to crack open the pinata when the firetruck arrived. Soot covered the children from head to toe as chaos & ashes rained down. Stepping gingerly over Bozo, a

And anointed 'death avoider of the week', then the two headed dog killed one of the other children and awarded the exception with a 'new death viewer of the week' medal. laughter

rang out, which I thought was a bit rude to be honest, but I had to join in when I saw the amount of blood. It really was quite comical. It's this kind of thing that I live for.