Hello welcome to Wargames Tundra! Can I interest

Hello welcome to Wargames Tundra! Can I interest you in some 20-sided polyhedrals? A new line of Warhammer 3000 Space Marines arrived this morning! Wait! Magic Cards?

box of Lucky Charms. "Cereal? Why would I be interested in that?" "Beneath the tasty marshmallow shapes," the clerk said, "ye'll find one of the rarest treats known to any gamer!"

looking in the box this person found one of gaming's most beloved icon....JEWEEGE!

"Oh how happy" said the boy. i always wanted to play with one of these now i found this surprising game

rather a nuisance, since I had no clue as to who was doing what, at this point. But when the boy donned a pair of water wings and took off after a school of sea turtles, I began to

realize that the priests at Saint Bernard’s smelled like virgin cheese, and cheese was only ready for consumption by sea turtles when it smelled like sweaty, stinky cub scout feet.

"That is an old fishwives tale. If the sea turtle is hungry they'll eat virgin cheese. They preferred the sweaty jockstrap left in a moldy locker tasting cheese." The priests were

shocked by the frankness in which they were told about the sea turtle’s appetite. They stood together, hushed in a circle, until Fr. Emmerich stepped forward, and disrobed himself

exposing that he was Dana Carvey, playing Pistachio Disguisey, playing Mitch McConnell, the sea turtle. The event was a farce; disgusted guests gulped down their drinks & left.